Fabulous Golden Issue, 2/4/03, on manchowder for what ails you. Not actual medical advice.
Lambchop and Licketysplit, 2/19/03, Lambchop’s rendering of the origin of the species
Gentlemen Take Polaroids, 3/19/03, Kitty Winn instructs on taking the perfect Victim Tribute Photo
Trading Dungeons, 4/29/03, wherein we introduce the term “Makeshift Chamber of Horrors”
Soooo Good!, 8/03, we went to see Uptown Girls. RIP Brittany Murphy. And Dakota Fanning. Oh, she’s not? Really?
Hot 97, 11/13/03, the origins of Vomitola
Oh! Bodddyyyyy!, 11/18/03, Lambchop provides a point
Counterpoint: Bodddyyyy, I am tired of doing our taxes!, 11/19/03, Counterpoint from Licketysplit
Huzzah, huzzah!, 11/20/03, It was Lambchop’s 21st birthday!
Love is in the air, Valentine’s Day Round Up, 2/04, the invention of the Kitty Dukakis and Have Sex With an Ugly Person Day
What day is it? Thursday again!, 4/1/04, Licketysplit makes botox at home
Ladies and Gentleman, we are floating in space, 4/23/04, the bitter results of Have Sex With an Ugly Person Day
Is she poor?, 7/16/04, What happens to poor chicks: a cautionary tale
Election 2004 Coverage, 11/04, start from the bottom, as is the usual custom! Morrissey and Adam and the Ants.
Which Morgan Are You? How to Tell if You Are a Loser at Love, 12/2/04, and ever-relevant quiz, by Lambchop
Vomitola for President, 2/05, start from the bottom, tee hee! Who shall rule the frozen banana stand?
is good to be beautiful, 10/4/05, medical advice to avoid having ugly friends
Putting the Fun Back in Funeral, 3/13/06, this explains a lot about Licketysplit’s formative years
Product Review: The Blendtec Total Blender/That Baby From the Grocery Store, 7/14/07, Licketsplit on the sad lies we tell ourselves to gum through our day
The Murderer Next Door, 12/29/07, Could someone’s Makeshift Chamber use sprucing up? Plus! Financial Planning for Murderers.
Election 2008, 11/08, Morrissey had opinions on this one too! What would Lambchop do for an old fashioned?
Best in a series:
Stuff on My Morrissey. Like it sounds.
Rock Debate, a series of New Romantic op-eds on life. Read bottom up.
Kitty Winn, a chipped dish who can dish it out. Got a question for Kitty?
Stella Nuance, your Heloise of heinousness, dispensing crime advice for the stupid among you
Thelma Haney, hair criminal and plain spoken American woman
Last, but not least: Galerie de Melvin! When you need to take in the rantings and musings of a well-heeled nihilist beagle with a questionable command of the French tongue, look no further.
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