Do You Look Fat in That Outfit?
So you’re a miserable, insecure person who needs to be coddled, drawn out of your shell, or otherwise encouraged to take some damn action in your insignificant life. You need a tough-talking dame to grab you by the collar and slur “Straighten up and fly right, sonny!” through a haze of gin! You need a mother, a lover, a keeper. You need…Kitty Winn!
Didn’t find a suitable answer to your no doubt unique problem? Go on now, don’t be shy! Buck up and write to Kitty:
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If you reallllly have a tough problem (Kitty doesn’t do this for your health), here are a few other places to try, but we make no promises: