Fabulous Golden Issue, 2/4/03, on manchowder for what ails you. Not actual medical advice.
Lambchop and Licketysplit, 2/19/03, Lambchop’s rendering of the origin of the species
Gentlemen Take Polaroids, 3/19/03, Kitty Winn instructs on taking the perfect Victim Tribute Photo
Trading Dungeons, 4/29/03, wherein we introduce the term “Makeshift Chamber of Horrors”
Soooo Good!, 8/03, we went to see Uptown Girls. RIP Brittany Murphy. And Dakota Fanning. Oh, she’s not? Really?
Hot 97, 11/13/03, the origins of Vomitola
Oh! Bodddyyyyy!, 11/18/03, Lambchop provides a point
Counterpoint: Bodddyyyy, I am tired of doing our taxes!, 11/19/03, Counterpoint from Licketysplit
Huzzah, huzzah!, 11/20/03, It was Lambchop’s 21st birthday!
What day is it? Thursday again!, 4/1/04, Licketysplit makes botox at home
Ladies and Gentleman, we are floating in space, 4/23/04, the bitter results of Have Sex With an Ugly Person Day
Is she poor?, 7/16/04, What happens to poor chicks: a cautionary tale
Election 2004 Coverage, 11/04, start from the bottom, as is the usual custom! Morrissey and Adam and the Ants.
Which Morgan Are You? How to Tell if You Are a Loser at Love, 12/2/04, and ever-relevant quiz, by Lambchop
Vomitola for President, 2/05, start from the bottom, tee hee! Who shall rule the frozen banana stand?
is good to be beautiful, 10/4/05, medical advice to avoid having ugly friends
Putting the Fun Back in Funeral, 3/13/06, this explains a lot about Licketysplit’s formative years
Product Review: The Blendtec Total Blender/That Baby From the Grocery Store, 7/14/07, Licketsplit on the sad lies we tell ourselves to gum through our day
Election 2008, 11/08, Morrissey had opinions on this one too! What would Lambchop do for an old fashioned?
Best in a series:
Stuff on My Morrissey. Like it sounds.
Rock Debate, a series of New Romantic op-eds on life. Read bottom up.
Stella Nuance, your Heloise of heinousness, dispensing crime advice for the stupid among you
Thelma Haney, hair criminal and plain spoken American woman
Last, but not least: Galerie de Melvin! When you need to take in the rantings and musings of a well-heeled nihilist beagle with a questionable command of the French tongue, look no further.