We are: Lambchop and Licketysplit. One of us is always right, ailment and one of us is always lying. One of us is more quotable, treat and one of us always drops the lolly sticky side down. One of us is a painter and legaltician, search living in NY, and one of us is a badger wrangler and internet farmer, near Boston.

We like: umbrellas, David Bowie, plastic surgery shows, imaginary friends, Morrissey, and always being the cutest kittens in the window.

We dislike: the ugly and unquotable, the clingy, and most likely you. Why are you here, again?

In Our Girlhood:

The teen years:

A timeline of our adventures: [click image to enlarge!]