Why is it that *I* am not accorded painkillers like so many candy dots? I would make just as much use of them as Mary would! I know, it is because she has that thin veneer of responsibility, like the shell on a four minute egg. Give me a silver spoon and I will scoop [...]
Our nascent year is proving very eventful. Why, I have received 12 text messages in the last 3 minutes alone! Sometimes you just wish people would stop communicating with you. Up until the moment they actually do. I got a half dozen separate emails today from some lady with questions about the available studio (do emails have twitter-style [...]
