It Was What it Was

Get Out the Vomitola

We wrap our edition of “Why Everything Sucks” with the following: Harry Reid, craven, useless chief of the cloakroom hangs on but Russ Feingold, progressive hero, is defeated…

Did you also know you could fatally OD on caffeine?

We leave the present in the gloved hands of Unkle Karl to journey to the center of distant times. Here in 2013, things are a bit brighter, and also a whole lot dumber. I guess America is rather like a punch clown. You can take a swipe and knock it over, but it will just bob back up in your face with a maniacal grin. Hilarious. Note to Sarah Palin: choose an actual punch clown for your reelection bid in 2016. We DESERVE to be infotained!

We have cunningly disguised ourselves in the attire of the day. Though I am not sure if we are supposed to be in the navy, or some kind of minstrels. Maybe this is what happens when they abolish “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”?

5 responses to “It Was What it Was”

  1. But…but…Harry Reid losing would have meant SHARRON ANGLE winning! The woman who feels God has a plan for rape victims, and it does not include abortions if they become pregnant from the rape.

    I like being a sailor. It suits us. We snuck in under “Don’t tell at all.” They have no idea we are here.

  2. Angle is undeniably, cartoonishly horrible, but Harry Reid would have been no loss to the senate, unlike Feingold. Victory over that screwball isn’t much of a victory.

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