In the nudes

Now that we’re back at the news desk here at Vomitola, propping our feet up and adjusting our green visors, we aim to please! I see from our top searches that all you people have wanted for the past three years is pictures of Adam Ant.

Adam Ant Bio

Well, my little libertines, your wish is our command. We aim to please! We are friend, not foe. Anyway, clicky clicky on that fine image above, and you will purchase yourself a fine copy of Mr. Ant’s autobiography from Amazon. From this we will receive approximately 3 cents. A Place in the Country will soon be ours! We’ll call it Hell’s Eight Acres.

This book is a corker, rest assured. The review blurb calls it ‘A whirlwind story of sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll, suicide attempts and deranged stalkers.’ We really ought to sue the book for borrowing so liberally from our own life stories, but that’s a bit too long for a good tagline, so we let them live.

Here is Adam Ant holding a baby in 1993:
Adam Ant - hmv 150 Oxford Street, London 1993

In Vomitola canon law, Adam and the Ants are a political party, historically in opposition to the Morrissey party. In a final insult back in ought-four, The Ants banished the Morrisseys to Canada. So one might imagine that Morrissey should be properly chagrined to discover Adam Ant’s baby-holding antics predated his by a good 15 years:

Morrissey holds a baby

Is that the same baby? How is this possible? This baby is not cowed by Morrissey, however. He sees right through Morrissey’s stance. Adam Ant is laughing all the way to the Human Bondage Den.

Frankly, we’re also a little concerned that our readership apparently hasn’t heard of Google Images for your Ant needs. Here, allow me:

But thanks for stopping in! Next time I’ll put the kettle on.

4 responses to “In the nudes”

  1. Adam Ant didn’ t quite OWN the baby holding. If Morrissey comes off manlier, you are in trouble. However, our dear pirate may console himself that he is a better baby holder than Michael Jackson.

  2. Uh, whatever you do, don’t image search “Steve Strange holding a baby” with safe search off. The more you know.

  3. well, there, I added my 3 cents (wtf, for the 1st time in 10 yrs, I just learned that my computer doesn’t have the cents sign on the keyboard), plus another $12 for the book. Thanks for the heads-up.

  4. Thanks doll, I am waiting for my copy eagerly! Going to paint a stripe under one eye and sit by the mailbox. I have NO CENTS either.

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