Mr. H and I had an amicable disgreement over the number of Spice Girls. I came up with four, and he said five or more, maybe six. I really searched and came up with “Baby Spice, Scary Spice, Sporty Spice, Posh Spice, and maybe Brainy Spice?” He had to look it up. I forgot Ginger Spice. How could this happen? I saw Spice World in the theater. Possibly twice.

And so life returns to balance. But Mr. H still hasn’t come up with a good reason as to why he is not Jude Law.