Jack Bauer will not be getting the iPhone because there is not enough room for hiding explosives in the battery compartment. He is also suspicious of the hike in text messaging rates.
Jack Bauer hopes you are not enjoying Jack Bauer week. I’m sure not enjoying it.
I can’t stand jack bauer week. bring back the zellweger. Well, actually, JB is making me snicker a bit.
A spoonful of Jack Bauer makes the medicine go down!