Someone is sprawled in my lap farting right now, and I’m not even getting paid by the hour! What is this strangely scented world coming to?
Someone is sprawled in my lap farting right now, and I’m not even getting paid by the hour! What is this strangely scented world coming to?
Welcome to my world. I give Goblin Foo anti-fart pills that do the trick but make her poop turn green.
Is a baby doing that?
Last night someone threw up on me in bed.
That sounds almost, but not quite, like a Morrissey lyric.
OK, how about “last night I dreamed someone threw up on me in bed?”
Pure Morrisey.
Last night I dreamed I was being filmed for a reality show about farting.