Someone is sprawled in my lap farting right now, and I’m not even getting paid by the hour! What is this strangely scented world coming to?
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Someone is sprawled in my lap farting right now, and I’m not even getting paid by the hour! What is this strangely scented world coming to?
Welcome to my world. I give Goblin Foo anti-fart pills that do the trick but make her poop turn green.
Is a baby doing that?
Last night someone threw up on me in bed.
That sounds almost, but not quite, like a Morrissey lyric.
OK, how about “last night I dreamed someone threw up on me in bed?”
Pure Morrisey.
Last night I dreamed I was being filmed for a reality show about farting.