I am going to an event sponsored by my college alumni association. I can’t believe I just typed that. I have the networking fever. They are going to be so disappointed when I show up in my bathrobe. But that’s what all people wear to work, right? Right!

I am wearing socks and a giant t-shirt today. But gee, my hair looks terrific. My beloved stylist fixed it yesterday, and together we cursed local stylist to the four winds. OMG post pics. Who, me? Stop talking to yourself. Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.