Didn’t you swear you’d never post again? Why are you still here, annoying us all?
The ombudsman writes: The owner of this website is a filthy, pill-popping slattern. It is all we can do to see that she showers daily. Right now, she is in the corner playing with her toes. When she gets a notion to share, there is just no stopping her. We’ve tried.
have you really nothing better to do than write on the internet? Don’t you know people are dying? Also, is the Miele washer really worth the money?
-Holier than YOU
The ombudsman writes: The Miele washer looks nice in the stainless finish. There is also a button that one may press which will open the door. One may find this convenient. Also, it purports to handle Heavy Soil, which is a must around here. As far as the ombudsman can discern, no one has died because of this particular brand of washer.