”Freedom’s taste is unquenchable,” said White House spokesman Ari Fleischer. Via CNN.

That really makes very little sense. And it sounds like a job for Gatorade. “Freedom’s taste is impossible to slake or satisfy.” Huh? “Freedom’s taste is impossible to suppress or destroy.” We’re getting closer, but still…whatta maroon. Yes, I know what he means. I think.

Aaron put me on to this, which is some truly hilarious Fleischer-baiting.

He goes on to say: “You’re seeing what you see in mankind everywhere, given a chance to be free.” Yes, looting! Huzzah! I could use some gaudy gilded urns, or perhaps a washing machine. Or a hydrofoil, if I really push my luck.