THIS WEEK IN ANAL SEX: Ann Coulter Heckled Over Anal Sex

OK, so this was last week. Didn’t I just finish saying I don’t traffic in the topical? You will take this old news and like it.

Here’s a response from the UT student who asked her “You say that you believe in the sanctity of marriage. How do you feel about marriages where the man does nothing but fuck his wife up the ass?” Yeah, hell yeah. Can you believe people do such unsavory things? Moderation in all things, people. I am pretty sure the pope is against this.

Ann Coulter seems to automatically make people think of anal sex. Witness I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard. Or not, it’s kind of gross. Obvs NSFW. Not like this site is.

But let’s talk about ME. I am still in my jammies, and there are empty wine bottles on the coffee table. Not from today. I had an antioxidant craving and a desire to protect myself from heart disease, and that’s how they ended up there over the course of several days.

I am getting beyond tired of this “blogging.” I am hell of busy with various schemes that are not to be talked about. I’ve got one good story left in me, and it stars a crackhead, a toothless alcoholic, and a vulgar phrase. So sit tight for that in the next few days, and then from there on I am planning to make this into a photo blog of pictures of myself taken in the mirror, or maybe I will post some movies of me yelling like a monster. Or I can just insult people. What would you like me to criticize about you today? I think you should moisturize your damn elbows. They are disgusting. Also: floss much?????