If Jack Bauer were considerably less masculine, his name would be Chuck Norris

Jack Bauer will not be getting the iPhone because there is not enough room for hiding explosives in the battery compartment. He is also suspicious of the hike in text messaging rates.

Jack Bauer hopes you are not enjoying Jack Bauer week. I’m sure not enjoying it.

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