Minus: The local water supply has been contaminated. The grocery store is out of bottled water.
Plus: But there’s plenty of Perrier!
Minus: Mr. H and the cat and I are exiled. Some of our stuff is in our cars. Some of it, such as the couch, is on top of the kitchen table back at our brand new scuba lair.
Plus: At least we aren’t That Guy.
Oh, shit, shit, shit. I’m sorry. I hope everything dries out soon.
If you want help scrubbing mildew, or hauling things around, gimme a call.
Or if you want a place to crash that isn’t your in-laws. Or whatever.