War of the Worlds

There was a great hubbub on the airwaves last night, and we at Vomitola feel it is only fitting to comment on the news of the day.

However, Lambchop is still relaxing in 1982, and I am rather agitated because my cleaning ladies are late. So, momentito (I am practicing my Spanish to better yell at them), we have tapped two of our staff writers for astute commentary.

Be sure to scroll down for Thelma Haney, an undecided voter from Epsom, Indiana. Below Thelma’s take, we turn it over to Melvin, a callous beagle, for counterpoint.

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