Go to White House West and watch the Will Ferrell video. I almost wet my pants. Soooo good.
Yes, pills like the chicken. My favorites are “avoid military service, drive drunk, ruin the environment, kick the prisoner, and steal the election.” Oh, and “pick nose.” I tried “bitch slap the twins,” but no luck.
The ethicist refuses to tell me if having ice cream after my low carb dinner is unethical! I am sure it is no more unethical than this vat of booze in which I am swimming.