Bringing new meaning to the term “phoning it in,” I am pleased to present news from our young spitfire, who is still without internet access.

“Ian McCulloch to Lambchop after the show last Thursday at the Paradise:

“Well, heeeello.  Saaay, you’re rather fetching!”

I have adored this gentleman since I was 14 years old boring into a copy of Porcupine.

Greatest. Day. Ever.

Well, it runs a close second to the day I got my first tapeworm, anyway.”

-xxoo