This morning at the mini mart, treat I almost got knocked over by a woman trying to haul her brood of monster children out the door.
“BiorÃ©, prescription get OVER here!” she shrieked.
“Bzzzt!” went my cerebral cortex. Yes, medicine it really sounds like a bug zapper. Did I just hear that correctly? BiorÃ© was busy ripping open packets of Fun Dip at the counter and had to be hollered at again and again. Yep, there was no way I misheard a more “traditional” name.
By the time I got my card out of the ATM, acid-washed mommy had succeeded in getting the kids back to the truck. Luckily Nivea, Olay, Almay, and Little Max Factor were better behaved.