Woe is we!

Our dear Licketysplit is on the road to Richmond. Even as we speak, she might be squaredancing the living room of her mammy and pappy. Let’s hope she brings back a confederate flag like the one we stole from the grave of Gen. Matthew Fontaine Maury. Come to think of it, that was a fruitful expedition- on that same trip, we also stole a Mars Attacks! poster from a D.C. subway platform.

How I can make up for her temporary absence is unclear. Perhaps I will have to resort to posting nudie pics!

Oh, and listen to this song

xo

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