Lambchop: oh my, we truly are damned
Lambchop: we are headed straight for a fiery pit
Licketysplit: yipes: http://www.boston.com/dailynews/118/region/City_finds_dozens_of_dead_cats:.shtml
Licketysplit: a posh fiery pit at least
Lambchop: to be assaulted by satan’s little wizards who offer us champagne that is a little “flat”
Licketysplit: if you were going to rent an apartment for nefarious purposes, why not pick a more reasonably priced neighborhood??
Lambchop: is there a market for dead cats?
Lambchop: some great boon in dead cat futures we were not aware of?
Licketysplit: the tv news last night said they suspected this was experimentation to breed a better show persian
Lambchop: I thought healthy, live animals generally entered those things
Lambchop: but its nice that they give an equal shot to those stinking and decaying
Licketysplit: at least *I* still have a chance!
Lambchop: after all, when I am a gaseous soup in my coffin, I would hate to think I can no longer be on TV!
Lambchop: you and I simply MUST have a talk show from the grave!
Licketysplit: ho ho, i will make sure your urn is polished to a fare-thee-well
Lambchop: awww, after you lovingly pile my dusty remnants in there- no pyre necessary!
Licketysplit: “my career was going so well, until my stinking hellhole of a cat tomb was discovered!”
Lambchop: her Makeshift Chamber of Horrors!
Licketysplit: “It’ll do in a pinch!”
Lambchop: i am sure she is rueing the corners she cut in the design of her chamber of horrors!
Lambchop: do you suppose they assist you in such matters at the Home Depot?
Licketysplit: “I am looking to construct a chamber of horrors, but not a shoddy one.”
Lambchop: “I need real know-how about the proper installation of duct tape, heavy plastic sheeting, burlap and sturdy rope.”
Licketysplit: “where are your higher quality trap door mechanisms?”
Lambchop: “how do i insure these meathooks will not rust or flake?”
Licketysplit: “i am looking for drainage!”
Lambchop: “i require adequate storage and composting!”
Licketysplit: “ventilation is a must, but i am concerned about sound”
Lambchop: “how can I construct a crawlspace that will really stand up to the test of time?”
Lambchop: hee, i was imagining us having a real DIY guy on our show, telling us in his dry workaday way how to build this stuff
Lambchop: that guy from this old house would do anything for a few shekels!
Lambchop: we would be handling weatherproofing and sealants and nodding sagely!
Lambchop: interrupting at just the right moments with penetrating questions like “how will this affect the health of my family? For example, a mother living in the attic”