So I’m listening to “Shakes” by Tones on Tail…perfectly appropriate since I’m riding the wave of a serious sugar freak out. It’s like Lambchop selected it for me! She’s my personal DJ…anticipating the various churnings of my digestive tract. Oh, my tract! Say, bodddyy, what is appropriate music for when we ice skate? Immediately I think of that circus song…you know the one…”doot doot doo doo doodly doo doo…” Now promise me that I can eat a canape or two at the opening, I swear I can keep it down this time! You will not need to play “The Choke” for meee, not this time! Although you must also not spin so fast when we dance… it can be a bit unsettling.