I asked my ethicist if it was mean to throw my keys across the room at someone even if I didn’t hit him on purpose because I am gifted in all ways, including throwing control. The ethicist said I should blame Canada, because the squabble was about exchange rates. Apparently that is known as “mitigating circumstances.” Fair enough!

I’m glad I retain a paid staff to give me opinions that agree with my own.

I am watching the Olympics. One dude just hell of fell off something. Then another dude with a moustache did not. The male gymnasts should wear those outfits the swimming guys wear. Gymnasty!