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Moving the speed of OLD

The sidewalk is extremely icy. And there are loads of people named “Dick” in the office today. What do these things have in common? INSTANT COMEDY. There is really nothing funnier than watching people slip and fall on the ice. Apart from dicks. Dicks are always good for a laugh, too. Once I watched an entire program on PBS, filmed in Sweden, that consisted of a camera trained on a spot of black ice on a sidewalk and a half hour of people falling on it. Oooh, down goes a lady with groceries, BAM, huffy man in trenchcoat WOW tiny old lady. You see, we are all equal when it comes to falling on ice, legs in the air, landing on our asses, having a yard sale. I don’t have anything to say about Dick and Dick. That’s just childish.