Well I wonder

I know you all tuned in to see just what Morrissey thinks of these elections. Well, our crack team has uncovered rare footage.

In the next frame (not pictured), he walked offstage with Bill Ayers, Tony Rezko, and Dick Cheney and hatched a plot to dispatch Joe Biden swiftly. Good luck with that. Our Joe takes the train. He is wise to shenanigans. I bet he sits in the same seat every time, and heaven help you if you try to plant your ass on his workingman’s fief.

Now, be ye mindful: Morrissey also endorsed John Kerry in 2004, and look how that turned out. However, Lambchop writes in from her position at the desk to mention that the Pittsburgh Steelers demonstrated great oracular power in trouncing the Redskins on Monday night. 23-6! Ooooooh. That’s bad like losing your home state bad (AL GORE). Clearly this means curtains for the incumbent party.

Or is it: Vincent Rossmeier of Salon reminds us “After the Green Bay Packers beat the Redskins in 2004, thus supposedly ensuring an election victory for John Kerry, Packers safety Darren Sharper, a Kerry supporter, said of his candidate, “Oh, yeah, he’s going to win. It’s guaranteed. I don’t have to vote now. Don’t even have to go to the polls. Saved me a trip on Tuesday.””

I think this might have been our problem in 2004. We forgot to vote! Lambchop and I got in a makeup application contest, and those never end well. But today I voted, you betcha. I have been having paranoid fantasies that I filled in the wrong oval, but I was very good at the SATs, so this is somewhat unlikely.

We will return after covering a tense stand-off on the home front. 50% of this household refuses to put on pants. It’s getting cold. Jesus, just put them on.

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