It is a banner day when one gets personally invited back to the Republican Party by embossed stationery. I wonder how they found me? Perhaps from my subscription to “Entitlement Quarterly?” Or my presence on the Klan roster? Glory be.
It’s a sad day. Estelle Getty has left this earth, and a small child has figured out how to use a kazoo. I did scare someone into giving me half off a custom framing order though. He even carried it to the car. And I received a preliminary attractive person’s discount on a fine product! At last, acknowledgment that my eyebrows start at the exact proper point on my face. Life is so, so bittersweet.
I am never leaving the house again.
I hate to tell you, but the discount was despite the eyebrows, not because of them.
It’s a good thing you can’t see the hideous results of the frizz index either!
Yes. Yes I have given up.
At least you are honest with yourself. The Republican Party is going to be so upset that you have given up, after the way you supported the President these past 8 years. At least that’s what the letter I got said.