You’ll never work in this town again

Mine N-font disgraceth me on a conference call. Apparently, “I can start next week,” translates to “The next week after I go on a cruise” in nanny. Enough said. I should have hired an actual goat. I suspect the individual in question may be crazy anyway. Really, so am I, so I shouldn’t hold it against her. But man, I am crazy for free! I am not crazy for an exorbitant hourly rate. OK, maybe I am. No, I say things like “heuristics.” What’s that? The next bus to hell pulls out in an hour? One moment, I have to stop someone from eating catfood.

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