Man, I have been chewing for about an hour, and I am still not finished with this bowl of cereal. Kashi Crunch is the Bataan death march of cereal eating. Is that a rock in there? I think it’s an igneous rock.
Yesterday Mr. H and I put on hip waders and slogged upstream to check on our hovel. In theory, we can give the developer more money and start living in it (the loft, not the money, although I have always wanted a money bin) next month. But there are only about four feet left before the foundation floods, so it’s really anyone’s game. We met two dudes boosting each other to peer in the windows, and it turns out they will be our upstairs neighbors. Those grandiose maniacs have purchased two units and are planning to knock out the wall between them. The developer is still forcing them to accept installation of a kitchen in each unit, so they will have to rip one out. They offered us an extra fridge. I guess I could set it on its side and nap in it. We made fun of the color of the hallway and vowed to reconvene later to hate the drapery choices of others. Too bad this friendship will be all over once they see that we live like animal. I don’t even own a pastry marble!
On the walk back, I found a pair of washed up thong underwear and a Precious Moments change purse. If that’s not lucky, I don’t know what is.
thong underwear and a Precious Moments change purse….I love things that are interchangeable, or reversable, or like that.
The change purse was ensnared in the faded underwear. I don’t want to know.
If you enjoyed Kashi Crunch on the way in, just wait until it’s on it’s way out! (Clear the decks!!)
Maybe you could live in the refrigerator and CALL it a money bin.
hanuman: Luckily, the exit strategy is far more efficient than the intake process. I am a champion!
david: your motto should be unerringly sensible. herring sensibilities. harrowing snails.