World Is Full of Crashing Bores

I figured out why that Kodiak bear keeps coming around. Duh. And I thought he just liked me. The bear and I watched the second Bridget Jones movie from OnDemand after it turned out that Beauty Shop was sold out. But then he kept hanging around, making excuses not to leave. It’s better not to dwell on disappointment.

Today is so Morrissey.

I have to buy earplugs. Don’t let me forget, internet.

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