HI KITTY!

WHAT ARE YOUR’E ADVISE, I WAS IMPORT NICE TOP OF MARK CAR INTO BOSNIA STRAIGHT FROM PORT NEWARK NJ, NICE MERCEDES AND BMW, FAKE NEW VIN#, ALL TIPTOP SHAPE, EVERYTHING PERFECT’S. NOW HAVE TROUBLE, PORT INSPEKTOR IN DUBROVNIK NO LET ME BRING IN THIS CAR’S UNTIL I PAY’S HIM SOME MUCH MORE BRIBING’S. HOW I AM FEED THE CHILDREN’S AND ALSO MAYBE SOMETIMES THE WIFE AND THE MISTRESS? WAS BEFORE SUCH NICE LIEVING.

BYE, MARKO DRAKULIC IN SARAJEVO

Dear MARKO,

Life is full of disappointments, eh? Cars are more trouble than they are worth. Kitty has switched to a rickshaw, since a good chaffeur proves so hard to find.