Smashy da co-co-nut, hit it with a Mallett!
Crack it open and suck out da JOOOCE!
Lick the milk up you dirty little monkey,
wipe it off your chin, don’t be so OBTOOOOOSE!
Ok, ok, so I had some drinks the other night. Ok, i dove into a Scorpion Bowl. Nobody’s perfect. Luckily, it’s all part of the Liquid Diet. Nothing but soup broth and gin and tonics, at regular intervals. So tonight we turn up the swedish pop music and pour out the Ancient Situation and its all To Your Health!
-xo
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