It’s Friday the Thirteenth, and as you can see, Charlie Brown is about to get bollocked by a tribesman. I guess because it is also Black History Month.
We here at Vomitola like to reserve special days like these for taking stock. So here is a handy checklist on how we are doing:
Job: Lambchop (1) ; ClamShandy (0)
Marriages: Lambchop (1, failed); Clamshandy (1, still good)
Children: Lambchop (ha!); Clamshandy (hmmm…)
Friends: Tons, thanks!
Cocktails: The Maryann and Ginger for both of us please!
Chicken Sandwich: Lambchop (1); ClamShandy (still waiting on that info.)