Up, up and away

Why is it so freaking hard to rent an elephant in Boston? I have a wedding to plan. I was really peeved to learn that I could have had my wedding at the Franklin Park Zoo, next to the African Wild Dog Exhibit for a mere $1500. I want a do-over. I’m just sucking it up and renting a Moon Bounce instead. I can’t decide between the Econo Kastle or the Pirate Fun Bounce. Seriously, if anyone out there in reader/stalker land knows where to find an itinerant elephant in New England, lemme know.

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