What happens when you Google failure?

Content Challenge, I hardly knew ye.

Today is the fourth time I've turned twenty-five. It was OK. I had a burrito! But then I noticed the otherwise fine establishment spelled it "Talapia." Did you mean tilapia? Google says I am right, and that's what you meant. I knew I was right. Duh. On principle, I should stop ordering the "Talapia," but it is so darn tasty. This is like the time I had to stop eating at the restaurant with the inconsistent apostrophe, except I'm still going to eat the burrito sometimes. I have a whole card to fill up before I get a free one.

Today was probably the least celebrated and eventful birthday I've ever had, but what are you gonna do? If you're a baby, you get THISCLOSE to rolling over, and you make a cute face. You are also good at the post office. You clearly test well with the latin market since that guy said "Que linda!" to you.

Posted 9:57 PM by Licketysplit