Coddle me an egg, boy, for tonight we dine

I only have to make five more Content Challenge posts, counting this one!!!!!!! I have already planned the grand finale, and it is really quite loathsome. I wish I could tell you what it is, but I will bide my time like a tick slowly bloating at the nape of a dog's neck. And you will rue the day you did not think of what I shall unleash.

So what shall I spew about today? I did not take any public transportation, so that's out as a topic. OMG should I tell the internet about my period????? Oh wait, Tracy already posted a menstrual monologue, and he's a dude! A dude! No fair. I used some good material from my gynecologist in a livejournal entry somewhere a while back. The Cliff Notes: a good hearty ovary grab is apparently equivalent to a kick in the nuts. Maybe I will talk about sperm-retention headaches. I hear those are the worst. Are you there, God????? No?

Yeah, so, that leaves eating and parking. Today I ate: cookies. I will not say if I enjoyed them or not. I leave this to your imagination. I also ate Thai food. Then more cookies. I parked in two different driveways and a parking lot today. This was uneventful.

Oh hey, fun fact: a CAT scan costs $854. One of those takes about five minutes. I need to buy one of those machines.

Posted 7:01 PM by Licketysplit