A holiday scourge

Sorry it's been so quiet around here. You'd think we'd gone and had a baby or something. But no, we're recovering from colds and filing our hate mail related to our holiday card. A sample "deluted the tradition's of Christ!!!! [sic, all of it]" SRSLY, you are no one until you are hated! I could do a dance. We were just being inclusive!

A ybab says "hi" and "da," although in no particular context. The cat always gets a "hi," although she could just be agreeing in Japanese.

All those year-end review shows on VH1 are catching me up on all the culture I blissfully missed. Fergie: what a scourge! London London London bridge. Can we deport her? She can move in to Madonna's castle and grow an accent.

Mr. H owes me a guest blog on Fergie and Rachel Ray. He's tentatively calling it "Hot? Or ugly chicks with haircuts?"

Posted 12:10 PM by Licketysplit