vomitola

December 02, 2003



I get weird

About the flexible packaging industry.

Behold, Hershey's Portable Pudding. It's a 2003 Flexible Packaging Achievement Awards Competition Highest Achievment Award Winner. For Excellence in the field of Excellence.

"Additionally, the package features improved graphics over the pudding cup since the entire stick pack can be printed." That doesn't make this a GOOD idea. The closest comptetition would have to be Hunt's Squeez 'n Go. Because Americans can't cram food in their mouths fast enough.

I saw a whole display of this questionable object at the Super Stop n' Shop in Medford. They had a rack of chocolate and a rack of vanilla, both equally tantalizing. This reliable source says it also comes in Cookies n' Cream. I had to be dragged away. I was not allowed to purchase any, but Mr. H did independently let on that it would be funny to ply his four year old nephew with them to annoy his brother the homophobe. I don't think his brother needs to worry about that kid. The little bugger was totally looking down my shirt the other day.

-xxoo