Ceaseless Self-examination



I am calculating my faults and bad habits, weighing the probability of miraculous transformation-all the things that are promptly forgotten once the champagne has been uncorked. Yes, its time for Lambchop's New Year's Resolutions:

1. I resolve to listen to all those Current 93 cds.
2. I resolve to eat at home, umm, sometime.
3. I resolve to resume recreational drug use. (just kidding, Boss!)
4. I resolve to revive the ascot.
5. I resolve to make better paintings.
6. I resolve to be more insane, but less irritating.
7. I resolve to scratch the itch.
8. I resolve to spend less time at the motherf@§$ing doctor's office.
9. I resolve to Make Life Beautiful!
and most importantly,
10. I resolve to Lie.

-xo

Posted 9:06 PM by Lambchop