It looks like a porcupine

This morning at the mini mart, I almost got knocked over by a woman trying to haul her brood of monster children out the door.

"Bioré, get OVER here!" she shrieked.

"Bzzzt!" went my cerebral cortex. Yes, it really sounds like a bug zapper. Did I just hear that correctly? Bioré was busy ripping open packets of Fun Dip at the counter and had to be hollered at again and again. Yep, there was no way I misheard a more "traditional" name.

By the time I got my card out of the ATM, acid-washed mommy had succeeded in getting the kids back to the truck. Luckily Nivea, Olay, Almay, and Little Max Factor were better behaved.

-xxoo

Posted 10:43 AM by Licketysplit