Well, I am totes in rehab now. You want to know another reason I should be in rehab? The last two times we’ve had sushi, we accidentally dressed the wee uni in a kimono top that day. So insensitive! Actually, Mr. H did that. He ought to be in rehab, not me. But tell that to Oprah. She made me cry, and I promised to go, so here we are.
They issued me a do-rag and these:
And put me to work cleaning the bathroom:
I am all blurry because I am in rehab. Rehab goggles make substance abusers look like even better life partners.
It was a bad day to get bathroom duty. Lindsay Lohan is doing a cleanse. And so we found this in the loo:
I have to go lie down.