The CEO is an illiterate cat with a food item on its head

I get emails from Morningstar goading me into affluence, and I see that today ORLY has been upgraded to "consider buying." Great! This will go nicely with my core holdings of OMG, LOL, and WTF.

For the purpose of making that dumb joke, I found out that besides ORLY, only OMG is a real ticker symbol. What? You mean most of my portfolio is imaginary? That much I know is true. But the good news is that I only need to save one million dollars a year in the last three years before I retire in order to reach my retirement savings goal! I am not going to bother saving until then. I am positive I will make enough space bucks then. It will be a breeze. A chilling breeze, from the depths of outer space.

Also, the river is rising abruptly ahead of predictions. My flood insurance does not become active until the 26th. Timing, schmiming.

Posted 9:44 AM by Licketysplit