Comments on: Hulk smash windshield, if windshield not already broken http://www.vomitola.com/2006/01/720/ You're the Mary Fri, 04 May 2012 20:53:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Licketysplit http://www.vomitola.com/2006/01/720/#comment-111 Licketysplit Sun, 08 Jan 2006 03:36:00 +0000 http://www.vomitola.com/?p=720#comment-111 David: That settles it, you're in the running. I should open naming rights to everyone though, in case I get a better offer. David: That settles it, you’re in the running. I should open naming rights to everyone though, in case I get a better offer.

]]> By: David http://www.vomitola.com/2006/01/720/#comment-106 David Sat, 07 Jan 2006 03:05:00 +0000 http://www.vomitola.com/?p=720#comment-106 Jesus God, I turn my back for one minute to open a business, and all of a sudden you're knocked up. If you name it after me, I will send you a nice bread board fashioned out of bamboo. If you name it after Goblin, she will send you a present she made herself. Jesus God, I turn my back for one minute to open a business, and all of a sudden you’re knocked up. If you name it after me, I will send you a nice bread board fashioned out of bamboo. If you name it after Goblin, she will send you a present she made herself.

]]> By: Aaron Weber http://www.vomitola.com/2006/01/720/#comment-105 Aaron Weber Fri, 06 Jan 2006 19:47:00 +0000 http://www.vomitola.com/?p=720#comment-105 In the Jewish faith, we believe that life begins when the fetus recieves a law degree. So, for all intents and purposes, until it passes the bar, it's just a tapeworm. Once it does, it's Mr./Ms. Tapeworm to the rest of us. ;) <br/><br/>The long-lived car parts joke was not mine: <a HREF="http://www.leftlanenews.com/2005/12/17/jeremy-clarkson-criticized-for-nazi-salute/" REL="nofollow" rel="nofollow">it's a bit from Jeremy Clarkson about Mini being owned by BMW.</a> In the Jewish faith, we believe that life begins when the fetus recieves a law degree. So, for all intents and purposes, until it passes the bar, it’s just a tapeworm. Once it does, it’s Mr./Ms. Tapeworm to the rest of us. ;)

The long-lived car parts joke was not mine: it’s a bit from Jeremy Clarkson about Mini being owned by BMW.

]]> By: Licketysplit http://www.vomitola.com/2006/01/720/#comment-104 Licketysplit Fri, 06 Jan 2006 19:31:00 +0000 http://www.vomitola.com/?p=720#comment-104 secretlyironic: where do I get one of these? I heard you can use pantyhose in a pinch.<br/>David: it hasn't been proven that it's *not* a tapeworm! I'm skeptical too, but I like to think it will be OK when it grows up to be a successful and attractive plastic surgeon. secretlyironic: where do I get one of these? I heard you can use pantyhose in a pinch.
David: it hasn’t been proven that it’s *not* a tapeworm! I’m skeptical too, but I like to think it will be OK when it grows up to be a successful and attractive plastic surgeon.

]]> By: David http://www.vomitola.com/2006/01/720/#comment-103 David Fri, 06 Jan 2006 19:25:00 +0000 http://www.vomitola.com/?p=720#comment-103 For one thing, I drive a Prius, and for another thing, I didn't know you were pregnant. I thought you had a tapeworm. I'm happy for your new Boston terrier proximity but a bit dubious about the other thing. For one thing, I drive a Prius, and for another thing, I didn’t know you were pregnant. I thought you had a tapeworm. I’m happy for your new Boston terrier proximity but a bit dubious about the other thing.

]]> By: Aaron Weber http://www.vomitola.com/2006/01/720/#comment-102 Aaron Weber Fri, 06 Jan 2006 18:07:00 +0000 http://www.vomitola.com/?p=720#comment-102 MY VOLKSWAGEN HAS A FAN BELT THAT WILL LAST FOR A THOUSAND YEARS. MY VOLKSWAGEN HAS A FAN BELT THAT WILL LAST FOR A THOUSAND YEARS.

]]> By: Licketysplit http://www.vomitola.com/2006/01/720/#comment-101 Licketysplit Fri, 06 Jan 2006 15:12:00 +0000 http://www.vomitola.com/?p=720#comment-101 MARKO: I have installed a ship's rudder in my german car assembled in mexico.<br/>lisa: It's way more than a penny a click, luckily. I'm forbidden to click on my own site (they KNOW), or else I'd have a new damn job. The parasite needs a new pair of shoes! MARKO: I have installed a ship’s rudder in my german car assembled in mexico.
lisa: It’s way more than a penny a click, luckily. I’m forbidden to click on my own site (they KNOW), or else I’d have a new damn job. The parasite needs a new pair of shoes!

]]> By: Lisa http://www.vomitola.com/2006/01/720/#comment-100 Lisa Fri, 06 Jan 2006 05:43:00 +0000 http://www.vomitola.com/?p=720#comment-100 sellout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br/><br/>how do those ads work anyhow? you only get paid when people click, right? a penny a click or somethin'? sellout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do those ads work anyhow? you only get paid when people click, right? a penny a click or somethin’?

]]> By: MARKO DRAKULIC http://www.vomitola.com/2006/01/720/#comment-99 MARKO DRAKULIC Thu, 05 Jan 2006 23:39:00 +0000 http://www.vomitola.com/?p=720#comment-99 AH AH AH, I SEE BANN-ADD, WHAT IT FOR? THE ,,OCEAN-GLASS BOSTON``!! IS AUTO GLAS SERVICES' !! I CLICK, I BY WHINSHIEL FOR THAT WARTBURG SEDAN OFF ME. AH AH AH, I SEE BANN-ADD, WHAT IT FOR? THE ,,OCEAN-GLASS BOSTON“!! IS AUTO GLAS SERVICES’ !! I CLICK, I BY WHINSHIEL FOR THAT WARTBURG SEDAN OFF ME.

]]> By: Licketysplit http://www.vomitola.com/2006/01/720/#comment-98 Licketysplit Thu, 05 Jan 2006 22:48:00 +0000 http://www.vomitola.com/?p=720#comment-98 Wow, I guess that would be OK as long as my ex-boyfriend is hot! Luckily, she is not one to communicate via bodily functions. I'm leaning towards letting her spelunk in the in-laws' basement, although she might get eaten by a muskrat or whatever they have down there. Wow, I guess that would be OK as long as my ex-boyfriend is hot! Luckily, she is not one to communicate via bodily functions. I’m leaning towards letting her spelunk in the in-laws’ basement, although she might get eaten by a muskrat or whatever they have down there.

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