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Monthly Archives: November 2004
Nov 25
I’m Thankful!
You say potato and I say “fuck it”, Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off. I decided not to have Thanksgiving Dinner after all. Though I received several kind invitations to warm hearths, I decided I would rather laze around in my unheated room, and drive around looking for a convenience store that has frozen bagels. [...]
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Nov 24
The Lay of the Land Today at 10,000 Feet: A High Level Overview
I’ve got that ‘last day of school’ feeling so bad. I launched a site I’ve been slaving over for a while, because either the day before a holiday or a Friday at 5 p.m. is totally the best time to do complicated things like that. I did not break the database, and I am thankful. [...]
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Nov 24
Deliverance
When I sit down to a plate of crisp turkey skins and can-shaped cranberry sauce this year, I am going to give thanks to Friends. Especially friends like Licketysplit, who has gotten me out of many scrapes and situations. What a tender moment it was when she and Bruno Ganz (they are such friends!) sallied [...]
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Nov 23
Incarcerated
So I decided not to have a party at my house for my birthday, because of some housemate difficulties. Instead I went to a party in a shicky micky loft in the South End. It was pretty bumpin’, but at 1:30, some meatwads with badges stormed in, spoiling for a fight, as though they had [...]
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Nov 20
Joyeux anniversaire, Lambchop
L’âge mûr donne la tonalité aux violons, au vin, et aux bons camarades. (Ripe age gives tone to violins, wine, and good fellows.) Share:
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Nov 19
A sweet romantic place
Hey America! How’s it going? I have so much to tell you. Well, not really anything interesting. Have you ever wondered what it’s like in my head, America? My inner monologue goes something like “Oh hey, that is one fat squirrel, look that guy is feeding him, do I smell bagels, oh no he did [...]
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Nov 17
Publish or Perish!
We are happy to announce the upcoming launch of the newest in handy guides to cynicism, nihilism, and narcissism. In addition to Vomitola, we are coming out with a new glossy mag to fill your need for self-loathing, makeup tips, and pictures of Morrissey. That and so much more will be premiering in February, just [...]
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Nov 15
Freunde von Mir
This was a weekend of old friends, and their new works. I went down to NYC to see an exhibition of new paintings by my old pal Chris Mir. But I am not going to review the show here, because Jerry Saltz was there, and he is far, far more clever than I. But really [...]
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Nov 12
You know I don’t believe you when you say that you don’t need me
This week I was so busy that time actually slowed down, and I felt like I was trying to do lunges across the bottom of a pool. Now, overall, it’s good to be busy because it distracts me from feeling guilty about converting my disposable income into frivolous things like teeth whitening strips and manchego [...]
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