…and apparently you need Panties. So here we are, your favorite evil twins, in our skivvs. Lickety is as usual bumping me off to the side, (attention)whore that she is. Hrmm, actually I believe that’s me on the right, but who can tell with such things? Anyway, our dear readers want knickers, dainties, underwear, bloomers, [...]
Everyone is a pervert. You should all stop using Google, although I am amazed at how many of these terms we legitimately discussed. If you can call discussion of gum jobs legitimate. gumjobs, monkey horse, dance fever, jennifer anniston toes, horse love, russian go go bar new jersey, workhouse treadmill charleston (ed.- from our fitness [...]
Ever feel like you got off on the wrong train, like, on the wrong planet? Maybe that is why I keep having to move around. You spend too much time in one place, and barnacles begin to colonize. That, and you find you have slept with everyone. I love this pretty little town, and quite [...]
By my estimate, I engage the services of a dentist, an orthodontist/cosmetic dentist, a doctor, a lady parts doctor, a hairstylist, a colorist, a lawyer, an accountant, a financial advisor, the occasional cleaning help, a tailor, a trainer, a mechanic, an insurance agent, and now a ghostwriter. How did this happen? I am an invalid, [...]
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As I was traipsing through the financial district the other day on my way to see my trusted financial advisor, I ran into a fan. No, no, not as shit runs into a fan. I am insulted you would even think that. An actual Vomitola aficionado. This fan recognized me, and then, as fans will [...]
The list of persons who aren’t speaking to me just grows and grows. For much of this I am grateful, because there are very few people whose struggles interest me. If you are one of those people who gets their head stuck in the door on your way out of the house, you are one [...]
SWF: seeking friends. Will buy you inappropriate gifts. Will follow you from the bar to your house, from one party to another. Will get to know your acquaintances just to get to know YOU better. Will show up at your front door uninvited. Will AIM you every ten mins. to tell you about useful things [...]
by Lambchop. Me and the old school chums collected in NH, one year older and further embittered. What do we still have in common? Childlessness, irresponsibility, we love Blur? We also love to float on the river for hours at a stretch, smoking and towing a cocktail raft. We had a Japanese cuisine night, white [...]
