Oh, I have been gritting my teeth all week against the pain of a gland problem that has landed me screaming on a table in the ER many times over the years. For this round, I had to wait several days from the onset of PAIN to have a second try at the surgery that [...]
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Monthly Archives: April 2004
For Lambchop
This afternoon, we’re embarking on a regimen of ice chips and massages from swarthy latin boys. The tattoo sessions did not go as planned… -xxoo Share:
Just meeeee for you, and you for meeeee
Things are looking up. I finished the wedding thank you notes that so plagued me. Sample: “Can you believe we haven’t even thrown these at each other yet? I am sure they would hold up admirably even if we did, owing to the high quality.” I resisted the temptation to say “Thank you for contributing [...]
Ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in space
A week ago, I was lolling about in a foreign land, as the natives pushed each other aside for the honor of turning down my bed. I might eat a prosciutto-wrapped fig if I felt so inclined, or dip a toe in my private plunge pool. The coffee came with a single perfect rose on [...]
Tick Tock Goes the Clock
I am mooning over this typewriter. It’s only 11:04 (I know, because I am playing “Shout out the time!”) and I am soulless and sullen already. I ran into a former professor on the train today and had to feel automatically sheepish for having a job. Because I want to be Somebody. I feel like [...]
Its the little thing’s
I am sure 10% of the reading audience just clapped hand to breast and shrieked. The other 90% plodded on, unruffled. Most likely the members of the majority are foreign, or perhaps just American. You hurt mama when you misuse punctuation. The it’s/its quandary, which really isn’t much of one, is oft-tilled ground. Yawn. When [...]
Meta Fo Feta
Mr. H and I are back. We hope to sleep through the night again some day. Big American face Tsukiji Market Work Shibuya side street Wonder Wheel Shimbashi Station, towards Ginza View from our hotel room After a while… -xxoo Share:
Good evening.
As you have requested privacy, we were unable to gain entry to your room. Please call Housekeeping if you would like your room refreshed or your bed turned down. Thank you. – That’s right, I vant to be alone. -xxoo Share:








