I don’t mean to imply in any way that Steven Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Tom Hanks are all gay men. Gay men with Beards. Beardie Weirdies. So please do not sue me. If Nick or David should ever care to sue me, then by all means. But I hope it will be catered and that [...]
I actually almost went to a gym today. No, Lickety, not because of the promise of untoward behavior in the sauna. I was going to tag along on a guest pass with a friend to her aerobics class. I wish I could participate in the same way that I enjoyed 20 minute workout before school [...]
VinDiesel69: i have something for you to post as an anonymous quote from me. VinDiesel69: or something. lickety: is it about retards? VinDiesel69: like, i want to say this on my blog but it’s too icky even for me, but your blog is great for it [ed. note! We LOVE backhanded compliments!] VinDiesel69: no, icky [...]
So I awoke this morning and checked all the porn in my hotmail, and then when I logged out, I see a story beckoning to me from the MSN idiot portal. “Swelling star threatens world, providing preview of what awaits Earth.” First I thought it was going to be about Jennifer Lopez and/or Ben Affleck, [...]
This was penned long ago by matt from the Wurst. And its called Goin’ Down Syndrome. thanks j.o.! the sight of you baby gives me a bone/must be the extra chromosome they said i took advantage/but who were they foolin’/i know she wanted it/ ’cause she was droolin only one girl can satisfy my lust/that’s [...]
Who would have thought the Friendlyass Bear would ever cease to grace Boylston street with its ponderous bronze bottom? I used to work right across the street from old FAO, and when I wasn’t watching homeless people coupling in the BayBank ATM (another woefully absent institution!), there was ol’ Friendlyass, carefree and ample cheeked. And [...]
Today I am having some off-brand Muddy Bears from the Kandy Shanty next door. So far so good, but I am not enjoying them as much because of the lack of packaging. Sure, it is more economical to get one’s chocolate-covered Gummis from a bulk bin, but I am missing out on the picture of [...]
Dear Lambchop, I don’t think we could ever be this socially unaccceptable if we tried! (and I know we will give it our best). Please feast your eyes on The Tard Blog, the positively true adventures of a special ed teacher. Definitely take the time to go through the archives. I wonder how long til [...]
Do visit Malepregnancy.com! This would be a terrific idea if reproducing weren’t such a bad one already. Be sure to check out the “hospital’s” other projects, including the transgenic talking mouse. Way out there in interweb land, I spy my sister making an appeal for new shoes. Wishful thinking, child! You’d best put up a [...]
